"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"


friendly reminder that I actually specifically warn people in my sidebar that I’m probably an asshole

"probably" is used here merely as a word to soften the blow of the statement rather than to denote actual probability of said statement

actual probability of said statement is more definite than probable

I am definitely an asshole

also definitely not an asshole on purpose. it’s just a naturally occurring aspect of my personality.


show up to your funeral like


Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
Susan Cain, Quiet (via amplifyme)


Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on


the primadonna life, the rise and fall.