I hope all you girls who write pregnancy into all your hetero fics get your real lives destroyed with the babies you so desperately want
When you have one of the first brains of Europe up against you, and all the powers of darkness at his back, there are infinite possibilities.
(The Valley of Fear)
I want to spend a day in the mind of Neil Gaiman, honestly.
You really don’t. It’s weird in here. Also I think that thing over there in the corner of my mind is moving.
Don’t look. Maybe it won’t see us.
who wants to pay for me to go to cal arts?
if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord
now you see me, brother